cheesestick187: kaz recently showed off the patented "katia bouncy ball." is it worth it?

Zargothrax: @cheesestick187: Is this what we are talking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3sUlz3XSM

spatuladoom: This is definitely the Katia ever

rollanan: furbol

bluedraggy: The last of Katia Managan - Ugly Car Model. She finally got to model on a Supercar. (So no, I don't think the Mach5 is ugly!). Obvious lewd is obvious. But this will be the last. I'm sure I'll come up with something just as bad eventually, but no more kats on kars.

Sashimi: Kinda sad this is the last of the line, but a worthy bookend nonetheless! Loved the series!

Zargothrax: That is an epic finale!
BTW have you considered grouping these into a pool?

bluedraggy: Oh! Good idea! I'd forgot about pools.

Jig_Bigga: A little sad to see “Kats on Kars” come to an end, but bloody hell was it good while it lasted! Looking forward to seeing what comes next.

also rajirra just completely passed out in the background is literally me at any given point of the day

bluedraggy: As a tyke in my parents' 1970 Ford Country Squire station wagon exactly like this I recall falling to sleep curled up on the floorboard coming back from Grandma's house all warm with the tire, V8 engine and exhaust rumbling me to sleep. Of course there's the lewd connotation of a vibrating roadster engine they're sitting on, but I like to think of Rajirra as in that same peaceful state of slumber rather than... other blissful states. I don't know why I wanted to put that out there, but there it is.

Jig_Bigga: @bluedraggy: you captured that state almost 1:1; my brain kept going “haha lewd vibrating car” (because of the old top gear vibrating seat joke), but my eyes saw her in a state of pure comfort and bliss

Rick2tails: going out on a high note !

rollanan: armed and ready to murder

Vidiotdragon: About to fight in an Arena or sing an Opera?

Rick2tails: also adorable but then Katia almost always is

Jig_Bigga: @Rick2tails: the most factual statement of all time

rollanan: beautirable

Vidiotdragon: cat in the hat

Rick2tails: adorable! ^_^

APayne1776_TheThird: The best wizard

APayne1776_TheThird: Or witch

NotGodOkay: QW in my simpler style. Shouldn't argue.

Furmidable: With the thumbnail censor I thought this was someone posing in a chair... XD

rollanan: cat

Almighty_Kat: Happy cat

bluedraggy: Okay, the text is getting a bit much I know. But it's fun. Someone suggested doing a early 2000s Toyota Corolla. At first I thought, naw. It's not really ugly. Then it was pointed out that is the point. It's meh. The most meh car ever made. The term Aggressively Passive was coined, and I knew I had to do it. After hours of working on it straight (Covid has some advantages), I came up with a but more text. "I've done THINGS" has multiple meanings so I had to throw that in. But it wasn't till I was all done with all versions that I realized I know why Quill-Weave is upset. She's jealous!

Rick2tails: Im jealous too XD

Jig_Bigga: thank you for this series, i could’ve never imagined that two of my most treasured things in this universe, katia and cars, could ever come together so beautifully

also what the hell did quill expect when she gave KATIA of all people the order to, quote, “MAKE LOVE to the 2002 Toyota Corolla LE”

Zargothrax: Obligatory Toyota corolla copypasta:

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

bluedraggy: HA! Best comment ever. Since I started doing these, I get more comments on the car than the cat - and I'm okay with that! I've struck a nerve. But then, pretty much everyone has a Car Story - and pretty much everyone has had a Corolla (twice myself). I should do a Honda Accord. :) Thanks Zargo. "The Fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla - It Runs."

Jig_Bigga: ALFA ROMEO RZ
I REMEMBERED IT
ALFA ROMEO RZ

((i remember wanting to suggest that car 3 days ago, but i forgot about which car I had thought of until this exact moment)

NotGodOkay: She prefers hamsters. It's true cause I said it.

rollanan: i am enjoying this rise of Katiae content

Rick2tails: this is racist/speciesist

damrok4321: lol, love her reaction

Tigran_Bro: Shit

AMKitsune: And this is exactly why you bring your own pack of crackers with you on any long-haul voyage.

ADudeCalledLeo: Ah well, no point in wasting food. Eat up!

Furmidable: Missed opportunity to have something in the last scene catch fire.

evjikshu: Theme music Russian language warning, thought

APayne1776_TheThird: This is nice.

rollanan: wizarding

Rick2tails: very lovely

Jig_Bigga: she’s so pretty oh my god

ADudeCalledLeo: Nice kat!

Zargothrax: Epic!

damrok4321: very nice

_ghouldaddy_: Goes hard.