Wafflehead_Man: I hope Kaz is left handed, since that would excuse my horrible rendering of his body position and also arm. Failing that, perhaps a freak cosmic happening will occur and bend reality to a state where he is, and always was a left-hander. Wouldn't that be a nice thing to happen.

Radian: No beard, no vest, he is not Kazerad! Impostor!

Wafflehead_Man: @Radian I may or may not have based my terrible cartoon drawing of him off the image from the Christmas fundraiser from 2014. Whether that excuses this brazen lack of vest and facial hair is up to you. And I guess literally everyone else.

Geravind: @Radian:
- Самозванец!
- От самозванца слыфу ...вот так.
- Азь есьм Казъ!
...
- (увидев Сигрид) А ведьма красотою лепа, червлёна губами, бровьми союзна...

AMKitsune: @Radian: It's Kazerad's evil, clean-shaven twin, Kozerod!

FuzzyPaw: Wait, does Rajirra fancy the bartender? I didn't catch that.

tronn: I think it's more that Rajirra is the only one S'thengir doesn't hate.

MetalC0Mmander: I think it's more that you assume shippers actually give real thoughts to this shit. And I'm saying that as somewhat of a shipper myself.

POMA: I want Kazerad to ship merchandise with paying customers.

Wafflehead_Man: @POMA: We've done it. We've come full circle.

TemporaryFace: @POMA: It'll never be canon.

Nefel: @FuzzyPaw @tronn: S'Thengir and Weedum-Ja is the only real option. Kaz makes it so

Rajirra can die cold and alone, with only her spear for company.

Tahrey: Rajirra and Bartender are same person. Didn't we already establish this?

Tahrey: Also, I discovered the REAL chart...
Spoiler: ALIENS DID IT.



(...I'm quite surprised how well this came out given that it was hashed together in MS Paint with just some very basic cleaning-up...)

Tahrey: ...shit, I didn't get rid of that bit of white overspill next to QW's head. Stupid MSPaint brushes that change their outcome after you let go of the mouse button...

ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: I am the 1%.