LicensedToAwoo: Gil's beloved crawling-man puppet LEAPS out at the screen in REAL LIFE
>ITEM
Use what item? The treasure, puppet, or table?
>PUPPET
Violently or erotically?

NewFace: That was fast

GrizzlyBear: Looks like I’m not the only one who named her Gilly

GrizzlyBear: Wait. After throwing Gilly into a ravine I realized she actually does have a preferred name, and I just so happened to get close enough on my first try

NotGodOkay: Was the Argonian in the text adventure game a female?

NewFace: The Argonian in the text adventure game was in possession of a vagina, if that helps

Radiocaster: @NewFace: Granted, the official story has never established that vaginas are a trait generally indicative of females. Hopefully the next update will clarify this incredibly important and glaring plot hole.

GrizzlyBear: I am so…so sorry crawling-man puppet for eating you after our long intimate/philosophical conversation so I can curry favor with the Daedric prince of murder and betrayal, just to get murdered by her anyway

Kazerad: @GrizzlyBear: oh wow, when I added the Skyrim option I didn't expect anyone to actually DO it.

GrizzlyBear: @Kazerad: It was self-defense, I swear! Totally not a ritual sacrifice!

GrizzlyBear: He made me question my existence. An assault on my sanity

AMKitsune: How does this look so accurate to the in-game picture? Also, given that this crawling man has no hands and feet with which to crawl, does that just make him 'man'?

TheGibusGuy: Now that I'm caught up I know what this is. Surprisingly pristine looking, you couldn't even tell it was pulled of a corpse from a glance!