Mar 142011
 


greyscaleScavenger wrote:
Explain that no, since the wine is so good you would not wish to be so cruel as to take any away from your new friend. Slowly back away out the door, smiling and waving nervously.


ShadowoftheLotus wrote:
Offer to demonstrate your special skill! You’ve had tons of practice learning to drink off of knives.


Andorxor wrote:
>Tell her that you where a much better drunken crazy cultist back home.Than offer her some lessons.


Vissia wrote:
take the bottle , smash her head

Your mind is filled with cunning plans and heroic maneuvers. A brave person wouldn’t be afraid to stand her ground. A skilled person would find a way to turn this situation to her advantage.

Unfortunately, you are neither of these things.

You abscond the fuck outta there and find a place to hide.

Okay, you’re pretty sure she’s not following you.

  • Anon44

    Poor confused guard!

    • Hurrington of durr

      if you look closely you can see that he’s bro-fisting himself, he’s just that lonely.

      • Samuel McAfee

        when I saw dat comment I literally fell over laughing

  • Suraru

    i just noticed the sky gets darker… LOL

    • NoriMori

      Me too. XD

  • Blabbytaco

    This is awesome!!

  • Mister Cheese

    I think the guard’s expression in the last image is hilarious, he’s like “Why are you still here?”

  • tech

    Katia:Meow.
    *Foom!*
    Her Shadow: Hey, wait up!

  • Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

    • Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

      How on Nirn did you know that you were going to make me sad a month ago. What witchcraft is this; did you turn the Numidium on.

      • Clever planning and yes, a little black magic.

        Naw, you just found my comment sandbox(es)! I usually test out comments here before I post them, just to make sure they look good. Though I really ought to clean up after myself a little better next time.

  • I love Meaw panel

  • As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

    Oh look, another Comment Sandbox. These sure are handy.

    • Guest

      What do you mean by “comment sandbox”?

      • As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

        I’mma guess that you figured it out, seeing as you probably tried to delete your comment. Of course, deleting comments doesn’t actually delete the comment; it just removes your name from that comment. Thank you, Disqus, for giving us the most confusing way to look stupid ever.

        Unless you posted as ‘Guest’ on purpose. In which case, I’ve got my eyes on you… cultist. O_O

        • As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

          Which, when combined with the email notifications, completely nullifies any potential benefit in deleting a remark. Sup Alex! ;}

  • As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

    @CardiacTasty:disqus Just testing mentions. I’m sure you understand.

    • Indeed I do good sir, indeed I do.

    • Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

      What is this witchery, that you can link to a disqus profile?

  • Stray Cat Acid

    Yet another Comment Sandbox. Just so tasty.

    • Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

      I would avoid playing in boxes full of sand, what with the cat that frequents this site.

  • Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

    And now for a song

    SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
    Safety Guard

    Find a guard for to run to
    When you leave that girl behind
    ‘Cause that girl she stabs and if she stabs you
    Well, she’s no friend of thine

    Well hey; you can live in his shadow
    And hope that he will not much mind
    And we can run as we come from out of that place
    Leave the cultist far behind

    And by this guard

    We can leave if we want to
    Hammerfell so far behind
    ‘Cause the cults aren’t safe, and if they aren’t safe
    Well, they’re no cults for thine

    I say, we can ship out to Anvil
    Big place they will never mind
    And we can act like we come without a past life
    Leave the old cat far behind

    And by this guard
    (we hide)

    We can stay long we want to
    The night has come and still I stay
    And we can look real cute from our ears to our claws
    And surprise ‘em with our catty cry

    Well, we can peek ‘cause we need to
    If we don’t, nobody will
    And see; the elfs real rude and racistly they groove,
    cultists stab like an imbecile

    And hide, with the guard, with the guard
    Everything’s “under control”
    With the guard, with the guard
    Out the Flowing Bowl
    With the guard, with the guard
    Everybody look at your paws
    With the guard, with the guard
    Everybody follow the laws
    Safety guard
    Oh, safety guard
    Oh yes, safety guard

    SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
    Safety guard

    We can hide if we want to
    We’ve got all the guards in town
    As long as we no booze it, never gonna lose it
    Everything’ll work out right

    I say, we can run if we want to
    We can leave your fears behind
    ‘Cause your fears don’t run and if they don’t run
    Well, they’re just left behind

    And hide, with the guard, with the guard
    Everything’s “under control”
    With the guard, with the guard
    Out the Flowing Bowl
    With the guard, with the guard
    Everybody look at your paws
    With the guard, with the guard
    Everybody follow the laws

    Oh, safety guard
    Oh yes, safety guard
    Well, safety guard
    Well, safety guard
    Yes, safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard
    It’s the safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard
    Oh, it’s safety guard

    SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
    Safety Guard

    • You, are a good. person.
      I don’t even know what to say, this is just too much.
      Laughing, so hard. X’,{ }

      Oh man I wasn’t expecting that. I was just swinging by to test-run a few comments like usual, and suddenly, this. All the internets to you, my clever friend, all the internets indeed.

  • Can you be more specific about the content of your article? After reading it, I still have some doubts. Hope you can help me.