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Asperger_kitten_1337: tfw can't see any differences
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Asperger_kitten_1337: kewt kets
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Raydio: no, I don't
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @CandyDragon: "I'm starting to reach the midpoint of this writing that means-"
*table slam*
"Oh, there it is"
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @CandyDragon: pretty sure that Quill having sexual thoughts of Katia is canon
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Rick2tails: the tail is thicc
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Asperger_kitten_1337: thinking like a hut constructor isn't probably enough for anything
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Quill done goofed
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Here it is, Sash- and Rick- the first post. majestic, no?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: completely white eyes are never good

stop, I'm not in the mood for playful gnawing

I SAID STOP
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Asperger_kitten_1337: ...dammit
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Asperger_kitten_1337: well hello there, soft paws~
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Asperger_kitten_1337: hmm... needs more gasmasks and Kalashinkov assault rifles
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Asperger_kitten_1337: AAGGGHHHH
*deep breath*
AAGGGHHHH
*deep breath*
AAGGGHHHH
*deep breath*
AAGGGHHHH
*deep breath*
fuck. deadlyphasedoors. They have killed too many dogs
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Asperger_kitten_1337: extra T H I C C
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @KingKaor: that NEEDS to be a tag
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Asperger_kitten_1337: this can be understood in many ways
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Asperger_kitten_1337: aww
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Asperger_kitten_1337: is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Elemental!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: ...furries with eyepatches? *positive grunt*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: are humans the only humanoid species in Borderlands?
Because she looks rad!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: you okay, mate?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: She's been waiting for someone to accept her gift for 4 years, a grim fate, don't you think?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: you only took shock roun- sigh, let's keep going
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Geravind: the one you call Radian is not here anymore.
You are in great danger.
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Asperger_kitten_1337: hmm, yes, das is cleavage
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Dammit Sashimi, I'm pretty sure I told you not to shoot shock rounds at elementals?
Anyway, welcome to the past, Sash! Tread carefully as it is dark and grim.
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: *flip teleports to the 7th dimension*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: , we must find the lost masterpieces, grab my tail!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: why is there no comments on this old masterpiece?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @CandyDragon: nah, she's advertising Managan farm's pineapples

Managan farm; when you want something edible and [REDACTED]
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Asperger_kitten_1337: hello again
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Asperger_kitten_1337: strategic leg bending
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Asperger_kitten_1337: So, do you come here often?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: 14th is on wednesday, though
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Asperger_kitten_1337: "Katia, do you know these people?"
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Asperger_kitten_1337: nipples hidden by fur: just like it should be
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @WassapDude94: I was killed by a potato
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Asperger_kitten_1337:
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Max_Prophet: *punches through my grave* Did someone say Finland? Help me out of here, I need to get to the market!
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Asperger_kitten_1337:
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @AMKitsune: Here lies Asperger_kitten_1337
99999999BC-2018AC
May thy soul find peace in afterlife.
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: *dies of a heart attack*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: *uncontrollable screaming of absolute terror*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Raydio: no problem
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Rick2tails: give me dat good shit
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Asperger_kitten_1337: https://youtu.be/G_wqoa2Y8U4
the feels, AAAGHH THE FEELS! IT HURTS! *prolonged pain screaming*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Millie: fucking degenerate orgy!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: it's... beautiful
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Asperger_kitten_1337: it's been 11 months

IT'S TIME TO STOP *nuclear explosion noises*
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