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JacktheCreator: Katia, you get hair all over the place and now your wearing my fuckin' trousers and using my fuckin' bed sheets as a FUCKING CAPE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!

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JacktheCreator: @TheGibusGuy: It's and underrated movie, don't feel bad.

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JacktheCreator: Notices that I misspelled Kaz's name in the picture.



That's it, I'm calling him Kazan from now on.

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JacktheCreator: Warning! Spoilers for the movie cube

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JacktheCreator: Sorry, It's fun to put Katia literally anywhere.

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JacktheCreator: "I'll give you a whole box of gumdrops for each update."

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JacktheCreator: Warning: Listen, don't spray your Khajiit's with water. They don't like that very much.

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JacktheCreator: GET OFF THE BED! GET! GET DOWN SCRAM!

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JacktheCreator: Beta version

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JacktheCreator: @TheGibusGuy: It's called "Making A Cat Cry" for a reason.

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JacktheCreator: Why... Why is it red...

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JacktheCreator: @Filthypaladin: How are you on at the same exact time I am?

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JacktheCreator: If you squint just right, Travis Bickle is Kazerad.

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JacktheCreator: Also nice rack!

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JacktheCreator: I've heard that some reptiles can change their time perception. A day or two for her might not be that long at all. No wonder she doesn't have a problem.

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JacktheCreator: I forgot to give context to the picture

Context: https://youtu.be/ZW8bO0l_dH0?t=52
TAXI DRIVER ENDING SPOILERS (KINDA?)

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JacktheCreator: @Jig_Bigga: WAIT! Yes it is.

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JacktheCreator: @Jig_Bigga:

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JacktheCreator: @TheGibusGuy: Wait. You said gaze, not glaze!

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JacktheCreator: @TheGibusGuy: Dude, stop glazin her bro.

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JacktheCreator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfN8HE7Smdg

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JacktheCreator: Hey, she'd make a livin' selling dope. Then she'd get shot somewhere in Chicago.

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JacktheCreator: But like really, what's the worst thing he could have said.

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JacktheCreator: @Jig_Bigga: What in gods name did he say...

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JacktheCreator: @Tigran_Bro: OW, THERE GOES GRAVITY! https://youtu.be/vD8ffE3bY0o

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JacktheCreator: What the fuck is that... What the fuck is that a fuckin cat? EY!!! Don't fuckin look at me like that. That's a weird lookin' fuckin’ cat.

MA!!! YO, THERE'S A STRAY CAT INSIDE! I DON'T WANT IT STARTIN’ A FIGHT WITH LUCY! Lucy, it's ok~ kiss kiss it's ok, Lucy. Don't worry about it.

MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT IN THE HOUSE, MA!!! IT LOOKS DRUNK, THE FUCKIN THING. HEY, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BED! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S A FUCKIN CAT. BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER!

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JacktheCreator: DUDE!!! I thought this was piss. I shuddered in horror until I realized.

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JacktheCreator: @Filthypaladin: That pillow cover fell down from the heavens. You looked so beautiful falling from the gloomy skies, like a angel returning to the ground. You twirled slowly like a feather but fell fast like a rocket or bomb so excited to reach ground. As a matter of fact, I see you. I see you reaching the ground now, and the others do to. They all want to get a hold of you, Katia. As God is my witness, I won't let you reach the ground, I won't let them reach you. I know you would land on your feet but It's for your own good. Godspeed You Yellow Khajiit! -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxn7YRXTwpI

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JacktheCreator: https://youtu.be/cCEwUFtjAr4?t=47

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JacktheCreator: DON'T EAT THE CAKE, KATIA!!! IT HAS MOON SUGER IN IT!!!!!

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JacktheCreator: I'd make her watch ERASERHEAD and tell her its based om a true story.

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JacktheCreator: Dude, like come on bro... Racist, much? Unbelievable!!!

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JacktheCreator: When Kazerad, "The Tallest", uploads https://youtu.be/JPdZNCgIDek

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JacktheCreator: RIP Mr. Lynch - Context: https://youtu.be/BL57-9171pk

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JacktheCreator: I can't believe it's been 6539 years...

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JacktheCreator: THIS UPDATE WAS ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!!!
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