DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
The only reward you shall receive is eternal pain and maybe a comment or two.

Dramatic Descriptions


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Preston_Garvey: this is late because I binged shit before school started again (today)
poll for next death:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13811297

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Preston_Garvey: Katia: *incoherent acoustic noises and autistic screeching*

Nah: (slurping the blood out of dead Sigrid)

Rajirra: (peacefully eating fish in front of a tend)

ASOTIL: If we keep our will strong, and our hearts in the right place, I know we can win!

Dmitri: I miss my cats. (while cradling his legs)

Quill: Guess we gotta keep our heads about this. (in reference to Gharug's head in front of her, while she does finger guns)

Gauis: You disgust me! (in reference to Quill)

Sword Dog: (listening to Katia fuck up singing and lute-ing)

Bartender: (doesn't associate with these people)

I know this is kinda shit, but it was done 1/3 at midnight, 1/3 rushed before school, and 1/3 bored after school
also I know Katia's head kinda looks like a Lucario, and I realized this after I was 75% done.

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Preston_Garvey: Katia wtf are you doing?

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Preston_Garvey: poll for next one:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13781213

(campfire is going to include everyone's comments on the dead, and other funnies)

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Preston_Garvey: Panel 1:
Sigrid: Help me doctor, I'm bleeding

Panel 2:
Quill: You got it! Just give me a second to-

Panel3:
Quill: Shit. Blood turned black.She's dead all right

Panel4: Welp I can't cure death.

bleeding can really fuck you over in this game, and for a while the PD was the only one able to cure it.
the second panel Quill is looking up because I was gonna make her indecisive and forget what she was doing, but I decided against it before writing the dialogue but after drawing her. I know the sword looks short in the third panel and I also know Quill has a different number of head fin things then the others.

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Preston_Garvey: also can someone tell me how to set the profile picture on the bouru?

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Preston_Garvey: poll for next death (Rajirra is in it this time)
https://strawpoll.com/pwpfxk21
also, Gauis is definitely hound master, and sword dog isn't gonna die and NAH is the grave robber.

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Preston_Garvey: This one was harder to think of because dark dungeons is almost completely luck based and Gharug is really fucking lucky, so it was hard to think of a way to kill him off

There was supposed to be 5 panels (1 before the last of the collected grabbing Gro-Upp's head) but this took 3 hours (I threw away like 8 different ideas) and i ran outa space so I'm not doing anymore to it.
The idea for this came from how the collector collects the dead people's heads and the collector uses three heads (one of which is the highway man's) and he normally targets the highway man first

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Preston_Garvey: where the hell are nords getting cucumbers?

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Preston_Garvey: also I'm not changing the crusader helmet, imma put Imperial sybols on the armor

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Preston_Garvey: Quill Weave- Plague Doctor
Gharug gro-Upp- highway man
Rajirra- hellion
Sigrid- vestal
Katia- Jester
ASOTIL- crusader
Gaius and sword dog- hound master
OR
Gaius- Man at Arms
Dmitri- occultist
Aggy- grave robber
OR
NAH- grave robber
Bartender Khajiit- bounty hunter

Katia does not have a mouth on her mask, that is a snout ridge
(I WRITE THIS CAUSE MY HANDWRITING IS SHIT)

this is going to be a series im going to attempt to continue everyday (yell at me to do so, even if you dont care) and I'm going to try to kill off a person each episode because of how much you die.

poll for death next time:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13757682
(Katia and Quill arnt in this because they are supposed to be part of a joke in the finale, also I don't want Rajirra offed first because I was happiest with how she turned out {despite being drawn at 12:00 AM})

Straw poll for what Gaius should be:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13757713

Straw poll for who the graverobber should be:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13757724

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Preston_Garvey: yep

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Preston_Garvey: @Enheldor: and i think he got banned

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Preston_Garvey: @Enheldor: I said "No balls just go on there and shitpost"

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Preston_Garvey: clicked on expecting leaked images
typed on getting nostalgia from reading creepy pastas

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Preston_Garvey: I tried making it look like she was trying, oh so hard, not to stab herself

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Preston_Garvey: @realbboy: I just had a feeling it would be moderated

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Preston_Garvey: context behind this, sort of
http://imgur.com/a/MtVyq

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Preston_Garvey: Why does my camera always make my drawings look worse. Oy Blin.

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Preston_Garvey: Kim Jon Kaz?

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Preston_Garvey: @CockPockets: or not

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Preston_Garvey: @Preston_Garvey: don't quote me on this

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Preston_Garvey: @A_racist_slur_against_Khajits: memes, always memes. 90% of edgy or sexual statements can be explained as memes

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Preston_Garvey: is the sauce marinara or Alfredo?

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Preston_Garvey: If you want to know who Scatsburry is this is his Skyrim playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9Tn5fqwNlfCxunnJUFPt7wivPE2YrmoL

He updates his youtube channel only a little bit more than Kaz updates his comic.

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Preston_Garvey: I had an idea that Lord Scatsbury would have an entertaining reaction to finding that Prequel doesn't update (using this ingame)

I know I don't have the helmets looking the same and I don't care this took too long to do

Panel 1
Scats: What the fuck is going on over there?

Panel 3
Guy w/ stick: How many days has it been?
Guard: The count says it's a monument now.

Panel 4
Scats: Bethesda, BETHESDA!

Panel 5
Scats: FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME!
Guard: Stop that shouting!

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Preston_Garvey: ahhh the old memes, still good

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Preston_Garvey: I am so intrigued and mortified at the same time

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Preston_Garvey: whats she looking for?

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Preston_Garvey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Preston_Garvey: Ok, so I didn't notice the tab appeared again

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Preston_Garvey: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: she realizes she is leaning forward and off-balance

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Preston_Garvey: what kind of food?

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Preston_Garvey: Katia stares emotionlessly into the fire, she is imagining their screams.

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Preston_Garvey: ☭ the commenters will rise and finish what the Kazerad has started! YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME! I AM ALREADY BANNED! ☭

idk what the Soviet Union had with WWI so I am going to just go with that

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Preston_Garvey: Yeah, ya will

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Preston_Garvey: Apparently? I fucking showed you the image of the missing upload bar

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Preston_Garvey: YOOOOOU MUST WHIP IT!

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Preston_Garvey: could this be darkened a little? colors all sort of fade

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Preston_Garvey: Kat realizes that she froze the time space continuem cause she hasn't moved for over a year

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Preston_Garvey: *slaps taco out of hands*
YOUR DOING IT WRONG
(least its not this http://i.imgur.com/5tF34.jpg)

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Preston_Garvey: the pupil dilation is a good touch

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Preston_Garvey: @Unidentified_BA: that sounds arrogant, but life is life

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Preston_Garvey: "Holey halibet foxman, the gro-ker is getting away"
"He seems lucky Katin, too lucky, we have to get to the foxcave"
*dunanunanuna*
"We need to use the supercomputer to pinpoint his location"

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Preston_Garvey: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIS FAKE

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Preston_Garvey: I am an idiot

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Preston_Garvey: well then

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Preston_Garvey: how are you able to talk in non caps?

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Preston_Garvey: VUK FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION WHORE!

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Preston_Garvey: agreed, old stream
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