Radiocaster: I imagine it would be somewhere between Resident Evil and Ocarina of Time

Radiocaster: @Rick2tails: Would be useful in a house fire

Radiocaster: @Mahyar: Here's a tip, implying that I'm stupid (Which I have to admit I did too) and ignoring my point to instead write a Stephen King calibre novel about how I don't understand that emotions are just chemical signals (which doesn't diminish their relevance to human relationships, by the way. Everyone knows you shouldn't let your emotions overwhelm you or influence important decisions, but to say they're not important at all and should be ignored is outright unhealthy) is a recipe for me to stop being tolerant and start calling you out for how you sound. You didn't argue against my point, you just de-railed it into a philosophy piece about emotions that reads like it was written by a Redditor getting ready to tell me why Rick and Morty requires a very high IQ to understand. Your seemingly desperate attempt to sound superior will only alienate other people instead of making them want to engage in the conversation; if that's your goal then go off I guess, but I sure hope it isn't. Puking up some textbook understanding of how the human brain works in order to explain why you "speak with logic and knowledge" is a pretty weak defense. My point is that not only can you not dictate what other people do, but that you should use your time for a better purpose than doing so, preferrably something like finding a hobby instead of writing me seven different posts re-iterating the same basic facts.

Radiocaster: @Mahyar: Isn't it the act of a caveman to confuse reality with fiction and dictate what others should do without a convincing argument? You may not like it, and you don't have to view it, but you are not able to control what other people make. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you will stop having this problem.

Radiocaster: I don't really like how this came out, but it's still funny

Radiocaster: This is an excerpt from a larger work I did for Christmas but does not otherwise fit this image board. It's Katia and Quill-Weave in plushie form!

Radiocaster: For some reason I imagine it would be like a deep-end conspiracy book where the writer desperately tries to understand how Katia can live in Cyrodil despite not being a registered citizen because they think there's actually an enforced citizen registry and instead she must be some evil superintelligent enchantress who can charm government officials into making exceptions to the citizen registry. It's kind of sad that the most convincing reason I can think of for Katia to get a book written about her is for a clinically insane person to write it.

Radiocaster: Just in time for Halloween! I decided to draw Katia and Quill themed around Dying Light, which is one of my favorite game series. I decided to make Quill look more beastial to coincide with the beast form from the new game. (Sidenote: isn't it crazy how Dying Light 1 is over 10 years old and they're still running a Halloween event for it this year? Talk about dedication!) ALSO, the site currently has the (frankly bewildering) grey filter on, so the colors will look really muted unless you open the image in a new tab!

Radiocaster: Bam, new page. Took a lot of hard work and what do we get? Eh, yeah, not sure if this one is really living up to how I imagined it. Or maybe it does and I'm just overthinking it. Either way, do you like their mischief?

Radiocaster: she looks very polite :)

Radiocaster: @Jig_Bigga: "Queen? Where?!" *hides*

Radiocaster: >an anvil falls on his head, instantly reducing him to a thin red paste. THE END

Radiocaster: New page! Had a lot of personal stuff happen between the last one and now, but I'm finally ready to release this one. We get our first good look at the mysterious assailant from a few pages ago. Is he a friend or foe? You'll just have to wait and see.

Radiocaster: Nah, there's a Katia there, she's just using a Stealth Boy so she's a little hard to see. Keep looking

Radiocaster: @Kazerad: I don't have a twitter anymore, so go ahead!

Radiocaster: she is so pretty she has the same texture as my bathroom wall and a mouth that can fit more coins than a mouth of a smaller size <3 <3 <3

Radiocaster: Nakey one, because why not

Radiocaster: Quick Guillemet made in a few days. Does this make me the first person to give her actual clothes? I thought she would like fishing, maybe you can think of this as an older Guille who has a job.

The next page of Dragonbreak Protocol has made good progress, so expect to see that soon enough.

Radiocaster: Perfect for children with no necks!
"Finally, a webcomic for me!"

Radiocaster: @Zargothrax: a 50x50 pixel gif of katia saying fuck

Radiocaster: @Zargothrax: Nothing like smuggling cash in your digestive tract for later purchases. Let's hope the bartender doesn't have a good sense of smell.

Radiocaster: Guille clearly has player-induced pica and i don't think it's healthy for her

Radiocaster: Too bad they weren't chocolate

Radiocaster: The best skateboarding games always were the ones that didn't sugarcoat how difficult cool skateboarding actually is and properly represented people eating shit on the curb

Radiocaster: @NewFace: Granted, the official story has never established that vaginas are a trait generally indicative of females. Hopefully the next update will clarify this incredibly important and glaring plot hole.

Radiocaster: Alright, here's the next page after all this time. It took long due to a mix of other projects demanding my attention and the fact that I got sick halfway through making it. I don't know if it's up to my usual standards, but I still enjoyed making it.

Radiocaster: @KuroNeko: If you sacrifice her nine times, she fills the board with skeletons. It usually doesn't actually help, it's just annoying. Total misplay, really.

Radiocaster: Decided to draw some Prequel characters as cards from the game Inscryption.

Radiocaster: Nah, I think she's closer to being a nice Dijon mustard

Radiocaster: New page, sorry again for the wait but schoolwork really wore me out. I tried to have a little drama in this one, how'd I do?

Radiocaster: "How dare you be intolerant of my intolerance towards others?"

Radiocaster: kazerad more like uh... kaaaantfigureoutbbcoderad. Yup!

Radiocaster: He should always remember that there's a convenient previewer tool at the side of the page that seems to work pretty well... most of the time
Do you smell something burning?

Radiocaster: @NotGodOkay: With all due respect, this is not the place for this discussion, and your accusation of brainwashing leads me to believe you aren't interested in a measured discussion anyway. Save us trouble and let us all do something better with our time.

Radiocaster: Just do what I did and start charging her rent to live in your head (she's behind on 53 payments)

Radiocaster: @NotGodOkay: Showing appreciation for an identity isn't "political" and neither is a flag that represents that proudness. Have you considered that the only one making things political is you?

Radiocaster: Something I made during finals week. Ended up looking less cool than it was in my head, so uh, just pretend she's about to do some badass ninja shit with that sword!

Radiocaster: If it's anything like my time in Cyrodiil, probably a lot of demons because I kept encountering Oblivion gates while walking around

Radiocaster: This page took me longer than I would have liked, but here it is; my first attempt at a fight scene. It's not surprising this demon wasn't much of a challenge; how good at fighting would you be if you were built yesterday, blinded by a poorly aimed dagger, and the rule of cool is in effect?

Radiocaster:
Oh that's REAL nice...

Radiocaster: Did Katia hit the gym? she looks a little muscular <3

Radiocaster: But how would I know she wasn't simply showing off her amazing invisible wedding ring?

Radiocaster: @KuroNeko: Koji Igarashi's game is probably going to be the better continuation of the series anyway. He was the heart and soul of Castlevania's golden age and it's no surprise that the series started cratering when he left. Dude left to make his own metroidvania after Konami told him gamers didn't like the genre anymore, and ironically managed to land it right before a huge metroidvania resurgance. I also hear that he was one of the reasons why the TV show ended up in development hell for a while, and I don't blame him for that either considering how much of a pointless departure the final product was from the games, if you ask me. It's pretty telling how Konami has just delegated the series to ports, very occasional remakes, and other material that just progressively decreases in quality. They just don't care about Castlevania as a serious property and it's tragic considering the relative lack of European mythology heavy games. I guess the true badass 3D ressurection of Castlevania will just have to be that one mod that adds chain whips to Skyrim.

Radiocaster: @JacktheCreator: Well how else is she supposed to offend people wordlessly?

Radiocaster: @KuroNeko: Konami better bring that version back in the next Castlevania game :v

Radiocaster: This joke makes more sense if you know about the easter eggs in Oblivion. I also just wanted an excuse to draw Alucard eating Count Chocula. I think that would be less like a human eating human-o's and more like how Wheaties has athletes on the front. Don't ask me how crazy the timeline is where Alucard, Count Chocula, and the Elder Scrolls universe exist together. I also couldn't find any crossover art between Castlevania and Prequel (though this piece is worth a mention) and decided to remedy that. My design for Alucard was mostly based off art from SotN, just made more cartoony. Katia's outfit was something I doodled inbetween projects and decided to use because it looks a bit like Richter Belmont; though I'm not sure if I like it with her mage robe colors. She has two whips, because what idiot throws away one after getting an upgrade? I asked some friends to suggest things to put in the background, 200 points to whoever can correctly guess which one actually relates to Alucard.

Radiocaster: stephane made a callout post on his twitter dot com
sigrid the mage is a bitch-ass motherfucker
she pissed on my wife, that's right, she took her nord fuckin' magic wand out and pissed on my fucking wife

Radiocaster: nice trousers

Radiocaster: Boom! Sorry it's been a long time since the last update. I didn't have a lot of spare time to work on it, and when I finally did, I felt the need to make an extra-long update. Who's the shadowy figure with strange sayings? What terrifying creatures await outside of the safety of the mage's guild? Will Katia get a badass legendary weapon? Will Radiocaster ever figure out how to format his text better? I don't fuckin' know!

Titled after this song because there's crimes and they're on paper, or something I dunno...

Radiocaster: Cramped? Guess we'll just need to get closer. Or find another pillow and sleep criss-cross to avoid demon attacks from both directions