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Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...

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Sasquatch_boote: Hes choking on a giant schlong, hence the incoherent mumbling.

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Sasquatch_boote: Whaaaaaaat

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Sasquatch_boote: @Mikey and there you have it folks. A furry: defined.

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Sasquatch_boote: Clean huh scrub? Sounds like you were addicted.

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Sasquatch_boote: How many bronies do we have here anyway?

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Sasquatch_boote:
"I have a very loose definition of... shit."


Tell me more

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Sasquatch_boote:
the artist is not a furry

>Im down with the fur people, but i wouldnt classify myself as a furry. No fursona, no costume, no that: http://sp1.fotolog.com/photo/33/56/36/noes_protanopico/1120664287_f.jpg, but i appreciate the fandum.

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Sasquatch_boote: Artist's disclaimer: this work is intended to express humour solely. Anyone who claims otherwise should seek psychological counselling. Despite the sexual theme, the artist does not condone any sexual feelings the viewer may experience as a result of viewing this artwork. If the viewer attempts to fap to any of the artist's works, his dick will be surgically removed at the owner's expense and held for ransom of an amount no greater than his soul. The artist is not a furry and/or nazi. Twas 4 teh keks. Enjoy with caution.

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Sasquatch_boote: Its not my fault i got pube hair on my head

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Sasquatch_boote: @scrub i think that may be a normal head hair. I shed a lot. I got a wicked head of hair.

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Sasquatch_boote: @MetalC0Mander how does it make you feel?

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Sasquatch_boote: I know tags have been .__.

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Sasquatch_boote: It's the only way to summon the devil

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Sasquatch_boote: @bob thats one way to open the door.

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Sasquatch_boote: @bob it's what I'm here for. No need to thank me. Now I must be off to spread my talents elsewhere.

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Sasquatch_boote: I'm no longer the only one in the liner paper club. I feel no shame no longer. Maybe it will catch on...

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Sasquatch_boote: I love this. Is this watercolor?

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Sasquatch_boote: @Kazerad @KillerfishSG This board has a subtle allure that entices the curious mind ever so gently; soothing the eyes and soul with fine art while mildly corrupting the mind. It is not evil though; it is an infectious peace that consumes those lucky enough to gaze upon the splendorous masterpieces concieved with hot passion and regret, and birthed with all of the pain of a tearing vagina, only to result in a miracle as beautiful as life itself. Spanked by the firm hand of the doctor that brought her into this world, a naive cat goes out into the deep, dark depths of the internet to suffer miserably for our sick pleasure. This is the sadomasochistic beauty of nature. The chaos that lives in our hearts runs free here. Feed it and rejoyce, for you have reached the promise-land.

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Sasquatch_boote: I originally thought they were penis sleeves.

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Sasquatch_boote: I dig the painted underwear under the swimsuit.

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Sasquatch_boote: Oh god. Kill it with fire.

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Sasquatch_boote: I feel like this could potentially be a strange fetish...

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Sasquatch_boote: Cute

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Sasquatch_boote: Dont do that bro. The NWO is going to come after you.

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Sasquatch_boote: Ha. I love it.

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Sasquatch_boote: @POMA oh my god that is brilliant. New featured masterpiece right there. Im digging the derpsquatch btw.

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Sasquatch_boote: Hehehe
0 <------me
|\\ __ 0 <-----you
/\ /\ \\

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Sasquatch_boote: @Kazerad don't question the boy's motives; you can never do enough research. He has a healthy does of curiosity, and such a hunger for knowledge should be encouraged so that we may fuel the development of our future generations. Also, world peace and all that jazz.

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Sasquatch_boote: Not that im really qualified to give art advice, but from my personal experience with boobs, youve just got to make them bigger. The cup size isnt how wide they are (if thats the way to describe it?), its how much they protrude. Basically what im saying is increase the diameter of the boob, not necessarily the hight (outward).

Heres a weird diagram i found that could also be of assistance?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I5bVjiQuljc/USqjzh_HQ0I/AAAAAAAAAvw/Gu_-ieDCwfA/s1600/Dokument_0156.jpg

Dont be afraid to google this stuff. There are pleanty of boobs on the internet.

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Sasquatch_boote: @POMA i guess this is their place.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjaSB8FpvQ

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Sasquatch_boote: Shit?

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Sasquatch_boote: Fuck?

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Sasquatch_boote: So kaz works at a nuclear power plant?

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Sasquatch_boote: @POMA youre not the only one. At least youve got a computer; im stuck with lined paper. Not even blank, computer paper (hence the lack of computer). It makes your work look 1000x better than anything i do.

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Sasquatch_boote: @scrub are those boobs? They looked kind of fucked up.

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Sasquatch_boote: I blame the feminists

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Sasquatch_boote: @Gren maybe "IT" is "making her cry"?

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Sasquatch_boote: Hehehe Rajirra's face is amusing.

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Sasquatch_boote: Brutal. I love it.

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Sasquatch_boote: What is "IT"?

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Sasquatch_boote: @Weebl_and_bob you and are are on the same wavelenth, brother. However, its not the homosexual agenda kaz would be discussing, it would be cultural marxist revolution and their sabotage of the family unit; lead by the central bankers who want to enslave the human race.

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Sasquatch_boote: Where can i get me an outfit like that?

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Sasquatch_boote: Perfect timing

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Sasquatch_boote: @moncapitaine but it feels sooo RIGHT.

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Sasquatch_boote: @Merman i admit, we got a bit out of hand.

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Sasquatch_boote: UNF

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Sasquatch_boote: @Barak_Obama Onii-Chan...

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Sasquatch_boote: Oh the serendipity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Xyk_gdM7o

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Sasquatch_boote: @Mermaidman_and_Barnacleboy I guess I'll just have to put it out with my fire hose.

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Sasquatch_boote: @afternoon_delight https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LBxr5ZScqE

Your butt cheeks is warm.
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