VashTheStampede: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

Sasquatch_boote: Im diggin those pantaloons. Where can i get a pair? Do they only come in red?

Mediocre_Scrublord: They also come in yellow. I think she forced enslaved orphans to make them.

Sasquatch_boote: Their tiny hands are best for the intricate stitching. Now are we talking chinese orphans or vietnamese? There is a noticable difference in quality.

Mediocre_Scrublord: North Korean, actually.

Sasquatch_boote: Wow, thats some high quality. Only the best for the supreme leader. Have you ever seen these kids play guitar? Those fingers can really move. Imagine what their sewing looks like. Ill take a dozen pairs.

Mediocre_Scrublord: that will be seven hundred and thirty two thousand septims.
evil-corps drives a hard bargain

Sasquatch_boote: How about half a shopping bag of stale garlic knots without any garlic?

Mediocre_Scrublord: sure

Sasquatch_boote: Good cause thats all i got. Whats the mailing address?

Mediocre_Scrublord: leave it in the chest located in the centre of the dead oak tree by the chorrol bridge.
We will be waiting.

Sasquatch_boote: I get the feeling that this deal may put my butthole at risk.

Mediocre_Scrublord: It will.

Sasquatch_boote: I dont think a pair of pants is worth looking like goatse for the rest of my life. No thank you.

Mediocre_Scrublord: Too late.
The contract is sealed.

If you need us again, shout for us into the night sky.
We will be listening.

Sasquatch_boote: I think ill be doing a lot of shouting when i first see you.

Sky_the_Cat: Kinky

Bob: 4/10 Armor needs to be spiked and more horns.