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BadReligion: Something like "Agent Katia"

She have to steal from one "Big fish" a special Glyph (or whatever), so she went inqognito to the one of these royal events, enchanted him, and he took her to his bed flat...
-I've got keys, fgt is sleeping, now I have to find this "Glyph" and run out of this dirty place. (aaaand he is really bad at this ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

<sneaky, sneaky>

-Fk! guards everywhere, but I can turn off lights and slip between them while they will search for any light source. (night vision OP)

<Did it>
<sneaky>
<necessary kill>
<even more sneaky>

Get it and run away like a true badass thief.
http://youtu.be/xIVytV5258A?t=45s

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: That outfit is pretty sexy >_> especially on Katia.

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Geravind: Вау, какая няша! :3

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CaptainLackwit: whoa, I really like her eyes.

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RoninSmall: Опана, годната приехала!

Радиан, порадовал!

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Radian: @RoninSmall: Сейчас еще порадую ;)

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RoninSmall: @Radian: Радиан не оставляет мне выбора. Придется сидеть дома и смотреть пикчи с Катей

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AMKitsune: The lighting and pose work so well in this. Really fantastic stuff :D

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Ritter: Soooo sexy :o

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Tahrey: Still waiting for an actual film about a female secret agent who works this kind of way, rather than being a crossgendered Bond/Bourne/Indy expy (Salt, Hanna, Lara)...

Well, at least, one that isn't actually a thinly disguised porno, or an ensemble/novelty piece like RED...

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angrybacteria: @Tahrey: What kind of way are you really looking for?

Just wondering, are your referencing Garrett's style mentioned in the first comment? Or something entirely different?

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Tahrey: I have no idea what that is, as I didn't watch the video the first time, it went into a loooooooooooooooooong unskippable ad when I clicked it just now (so I didn't bother waiting), and I've never played or seen that much of Thief but AFAICT it's not what I meant.

I'm meaning actually more feminine (without being a sissy/damsel/whatever - more yer noire femme fatale or whatever) and giving more an impression of having been written for an actress rather than having a script turn up for a burly action dude and someone going "hey what if we make it a woman to make it a bit different on the cheap" > Ctrl-F, replace, repeat repeat.

Though Salt did come quite close without quite making it 100%, and it looks like the newer Tomb Raider games might do.

...maybe I was just having a bit of a hormonal moment, IDK. Especially as I was about to add that a section similar to that Khajiit Thief animation, complete with rainbow 6 style stealth outfit, would be a cute touch.

tl;dr --- a movie about the Bond Girl / Bourne's Unwitting Accomplice / etc (maybe or maybe not featuring an actual Bond/Bourne/etc expy as a side character), instead of that guy himself. Particularly where said BG is one of those who was herself a secret agent from a different team or the like.

Weirdly enough Goldeneye had a little of that I think. I'm now wondering how much footage you could get from a supercut of Natalya being quietly badass/pretend-secret-agenty, maybe enough to put a fake movie trailer voice and "coming soon" titles over the top?