Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...
Headfinder: Kazerad is said to have paid an artist with a chili gift card, which is false, as far as I'm aware; but funny anyway, and it has become a litle in-joke
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And, just for the record: I lack in imagination, and /co/ helped in making this design
http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/1433
Some other anon was convinced the key to success was having these weird head tentacles Rajirra has