SilentOrbweaver: @Evilpopcorn: This was written under zero influence from any mind-altering substances.

Yes, I know. I also get scared from time to time, thinking about what would happen if I actually take some.

SilentOrbweaver: @SassacreIsBestCharacter:
You know, what the heck, I think you might find this interesting.
[FULL DISCLAIMER: Following are raw and poorly edited descriptions of presented characters, made by connecting different stories and references together in a jumbled, nonsensical mess. May cause brain pain, nausea and a strong sense of disappointment. Venture in at your own peril.]
https://pastebin.com/HFTJqwnd

SilentOrbweaver: @Kavro:
Aww, thanks :3

And I'm sorry for the brain damage. If it helps, I also had a 4-hours splitting headache while putting this stuff together. Good thing I stopped after writing the characters' backgrounds, or I might not have survived.

SilentOrbweaver: @Kazerad:
Oh, believe me, it's better without context.


Also, this almost happened but managed to contain myself.

SilentOrbweaver: Yeah, I also don't get it.

Aditional credits:
CandyDragon - Preclude instigator.

SilentOrbweaver: To reach the end of the aisle, you must train to surpass the capability of a normal human skeleton... you must become a Super Saiyan Skeleton!

SilentOrbweaver: @bluedraggy: Umm, of course, I can't speak for everybody, but I think there won't be much objection against posting new trivia as independent posts. It would be much more visible and it could be arranged in a pool that way. (yeah, remember pools?). And it won't flood the booru, unless you post, like, several posts a day.

SilentOrbweaver: Yo, that was fun! And somewhat embarrassing. 37 points to my forgetful ass :/
(To be fair though, some of this questions are extremely obscure)

SilentOrbweaver: [A tasteless cat pun, interrupted by the sound of fuel tank catching fire]

SilentOrbweaver: One day you will reach the end of the aisle, Mr. Skeleton! Stay determined!

SilentOrbweaver: For a second there I thought that forsworn's helmet was a headcrab.

SilentOrbweaver: Damn, that dress is astonishing! Fantastic work indeed.

SilentOrbweaver: @AMKitsune: Same.

Thank you for sharing this. Your art is amazing, and I find it very interesting to see how it was done.

SilentOrbweaver: @Rick2tails: According to the tags - it has been featured already.

That being said, what a fun thing this is.

SilentOrbweaver: Nice lines and shading. The clothes remind me of the Witcher for some reason.

SilentOrbweaver: >Quill-Weave: Join the Anvil Fighters Guild.

SilentOrbweaver: Holy heck, this is awesome!

SilentOrbweaver: Beautiful.

SilentOrbweaver: @AMKitsune: It's more like "Why am I like this?", which encompasses both questions.

Also, Kaz confirmed snake people as canon in the last update, so I had to.

SilentOrbweaver: SneKat is confused about its own existence.

I had to.

SilentOrbweaver: I'm so happy right now :D

SilentOrbweaver: Can Quill be a snek too? Or will she be a cat instead?

SilentOrbweaver: Damn, that's awesome. And thematically applicable since both of them hear voices in their heads. Good job.

SilentOrbweaver: Cute ^_^

SilentOrbweaver: Clothes are overrated anyway.

SilentOrbweaver: @Toryu-Mau: Nothing of worth.

SilentOrbweaver: Guys, thank you all for your nice words. Even though I'm kind of don't know how to properly communicate this, I just want you to know that I appreciate them. And I'm glad that you enjoyed this thingie I put together.

SilentOrbweaver: @AMKitsune: It's a shame I can't upvote booru comments. Good job sir, I chuckled.

SilentOrbweaver: Space.

SilentOrbweaver: Alternatively: "Save me! Save me from the nothing I've become."

Anyway, good job.

SilentOrbweaver: @CrafterOfWorlds: Unfunart

SilentOrbweaver: Oh, I like this. It really stands out on the front page.

SilentOrbweaver: @Un_Mapache:
>>3271

SilentOrbweaver: In memory of a recently removed LOSS meme.

SilentOrbweaver: What stories blind woman tells?
What does life hide beyond the sight?
What can she grab from silent stars?
What will she leave inside of us?

Also, good job!

SilentOrbweaver: Yup. Another good one.

SilentOrbweaver: Very nice sketch.

SilentOrbweaver: This is awesome. I like it a lot. Good job!

SilentOrbweaver: @bluedraggy: Why wouldn't it work? I mean - there was another Healthcare Eagle entry by Furnut, which was saved by stapling Katia onto it, so I guess it can work after all. (or maybe it was the sword-dog who did it, idk)

Context: http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/5075

>>5075

SilentOrbweaver: Ohh, what a lovely high-quality lineart. Thanks for sharing!

SilentOrbweaver: @SassacreIsBestCharacter: Also, I tried to do my research on the scale of things, but I failed to find a proper visual size compartment between the microbes, skin cells and hair. So I tried my best to make something that is "close enough", knowing that it won't be accurate.

Oh, but I also found this delightful image while googling, so it wasn't entirely pointless.

SilentOrbweaver: @SassacreIsBestCharacter: Well, sure, why not? It's a Cultist Porphyric Hemophilia Germ now. And since someone stapled the "your_weird_OC" tag, here it's backstory:
"It's spent the first part of its life on Nah, being a little baby PHG, doing its thing, living its life. When suddenly, some unforeseen disturbance caused it to fall off from her hand into the space between worlds. And during its fall It observed all the vastness and depth of Its world. It landed on the new ground enlightened. And It was eager to share what It found with the others of Its kin. Yet, as it turned out, the new land had none quite like our little PHG. It was lost, scared and alone, as some strange new feeling started to grow inside It. Feeling towards this unfamiliar land, towards its weird inhabitants, towards the world itself. Feeling of Hate. It's that feeling what caused it to make a decision. To bring down this and all other of the uncaring worlds. With this, It became a priest of Mehrunes Dagon; The Caller of the Destruction; The Fallen Microbe. And now It roams Katia's shoulder, killing other microbes in the name of Its God, drinking their juices and reveling in their ribosomes, spreading Its kin and Its faith all over the steppes of the Golden Pillars."

SilentOrbweaver: @ArtMartin: No no, this correction is not necessary. It would be somewhat interesting to have a "Cultist_Germ" section on this booru. Just for the sake of perplexity.

SilentOrbweaver: Yes, more of Healthcare Eagle! We need to figure out a way to make her canon, so people can post her freely.

SilentOrbweaver: @CandyDragon:
"The Gubal is a musical instrument developed by the Swiss company PANArt Hang Manufacturing Ltd. It is a vessel made of PANArt's patented Pang, a deep drawn sheet steel permeated by iron nitride needles."

... wat?

SilentOrbweaver: Oh look, we suddenly have an arrow in our inventory...

Let's sell it!

SilentOrbweaver: Great stuff. Something about how carefully and neatly the characters line up makes me happy inside.
I can even see the little leftovers from the guiding lines, there must have been a lot of them!

SilentOrbweaver: @Atum_Doxhun:
Marvel's Iron Man origin story (movie version). You see, at the beginning of the movie Tony Stark was captured by the bad guys and was held in the cave to build some weapon stuff for them. He instead builds the first Iron Man suit from the scraps and weapon parts and used it to escape. So I thought - what would it be if Katia tried to escape by building an armor suit from stuff she has right now.

And if you interested why the heck was I drawing parallels between Katia and Iron Man - there was a thread in the comment section a couple of days ago, discussing what superhero Katia might be more similar to.

SilentOrbweaver: @Raydio: Art happend.

SilentOrbweaver: Thank you all. It seems that my worry that this reference would be too obscure was unnecessary.

Also, does anybody knows a proper tag for the borrowed background? I'm not sure if "knock_off" would be appropriate or misleading for this image.