DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...
mercandise
Actual, real pictures of fantastic things that you can buy! (or maybe things that you can’t buy because they’ve run out of stock or don't exist but you’d still want to buy anyway.)
It should really be merchandise, but isn't because Katia can't spell.