Apr 062011
 


Kraft wrote:
> Put out the flame if you can and then GET OUT.


McFrugal wrote:
Quick stomp out the fire! Then shoulder the purse and (quietly) LEG IT!


GeneralMister wrote:
> Try doing things opposite to cat jokes. Maybe dog jokes? If those cancel each other out, that’d be purrfect
> Or, just run and get out of the crypt. If you die here, that’d be a CAT-astrophe!
> Although, if we do live, that’d be paw-some
> Also, try calling out calming sounds or Imp-like calls. Then, paws for effect. See if the Imps stop coming.
> Actually, how vicious can IMPS be? Get your machete out of your bag and attack fur-ociously
> Or! Go to the other, darker, room and hide in some shadows, like a purr-fessional spy.
> Just don’t try anything outrageous. You aren’t some spy from the hit movie, “Mission Im-paws-sible”
> Drink the wines and see if the intoxication can help you fight off the Imps. Are wines Cat-ffeinated? Because that would help.
> Examine all of your stuff and see if you can fashion some sort of device or tool that you can fight with. You’d be a regular old Meow-nardo Da Vinci.
> And last but not least. REMAIN CALM. Don’t panic and don’t get into a cat-atonic state. That’d be REALLY dangerous.

OH GOD OH GOD YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE! NO NO NO NO


Xander wrote:
RUN!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

  • matty406

    hnng dem puns.

  • Vincent

    Oh man, GemeralMister’s a dick.

    • Thedudewhodisagreesandagrees

      I agree with you, Vincent. That “General”Mister is a complete asshole…

      • SRG

        Assholes aren’t that hilarious

  • I support General Mister for trolling our main character right there <3 I couldn't stop laughing.

  • FireHeart

    If it weren’t so funny, I would be angry at GeneralMister for torchering Katia so bad.

  • Bad_Skeelz

    With a name like “KATia” she’s lucky not to start fires every time someone says her name.

  • Cassandra

    I love the ghost’s face while she is stomping on the flames. He’s so amused with this whole thing!

  • Chris

    Clearly, she IS a mage (or at least capable of basic fire spells) and is not aware of this. Anger/shame seem to cause random fires to start near her. Generalmister is just teaching her in his own, mean way. 😀

  • Yeah he just Miyagi’d her. It’s a verb now.

  • George

    GeneralMister wrote is funny jejeje

  • WiseWoodrow

    HOLY…

    Last picture = sexy to me.

  • Wait, when did darkvision kick off? Maybe it’s affected by tears.

  • Khajiit

    GeneralMister now that was a total dick move

  • Salamore0

    All those cat puns should light the imps on fire…

  • dtlux14

    I loved the puns.