Sep 202018
 

bluedraggy wrote:
Katia, are you completely under Sigrid’s spell now, or can you just not talk? Is she the most wonderful person you ever met again?

You are pretty sure there was some really good reason you weren’t supposed to talk right now, but at the same time you know Sigrid is using mind-altering alchemy bullshit and it’s probably filling in some of the blanks like it did last time. You kind of feel like you should be standing up to her as an independent person who doesn’t deserve to be ordered around like a slave, but you’re also pretty sure you only feel that way about yourself because you just ate half a barrel of magical charisma-slime and it’s screwing with your head. Everything Sigrid wants makes sense, but it also doesn’t feel right that she can bark commands at someone as smart, as pretty, as… infallible as you are. Even the imp gall running down your chin is coming across as badass and rugged-looking rather than disgusting, but since it was just a raw ingredient, you probably only have like twelve seconds before this effect wears off and


WaterL0gged wrote:
GRAB THE SWORD


tet wrote:
Char your scrap of bread and scribble a message on your scraps of paper.


OGn wrote:
Start with “Don’t write anything” and “Don’t kill me”.


Dunc wrote:
Start using sign language! Do we know any?


Kavro wrote:
If you can get a word in edgewise, get her to remove the half-million enchantments she has on.

Time’s up.


Pallas wrote:
Cast dispel on Sigrid


Docked wrote:
Katia: SUCK HER MAGIC FROM HER FEEL IT AND RIP IT FROM HER and tongue


Heph wrote:
Use your telekinesis to dump the barrel of water on her to wash away the bug musk!

You know, Katia, without all the charm magic… I come across as somewhat douchey, don’t I?

Yeah, you’re kind of an asshole.

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