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Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...

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SilentOrbweaver: Yeah, I also don't get it.

Aditional credits:
CandyDragon - Preclude instigator.

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Kazerad: I... want to know the context.
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SilentOrbweaver: @Kazerad:
Oh, believe me, it's better without context.


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Kavro: My brain is in pain. I hope this is a dream, otherwise I'm going to scream. Jokes aside, this parody is pure hilarity.
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SilentOrbweaver: @Kavro:
Aww, thanks :3

And I'm sorry for the brain damage. If it helps, I also had a 4-hours splitting headache while putting this stuff together. Good thing I stopped after writing the characters' backgrounds, or I might not have survived.

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Skoon: Reminds me of those knock off super hero toy sets.

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Sashimi: Neat! Where can I buy?
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forestOverlord: Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!

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SassacreIsBestCharacter: @SilentOrbweaver: You should have continued, for some reason I feel like crazy dad would have been a fantastic character

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gdfsgdfg: Hank the b̶a̶s̶t̶a̶r̶d̶

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LuminosityXVII: That tail is seriously unsettling. I feel as though I'm going to get nausea from staring at it.

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LuminosityXVII: aaaaaaaaaaa
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SilentOrbweaver: @SassacreIsBestCharacter:
You know, what the heck, I think you might find this interesting.
[FULL DISCLAIMER: Following are raw and poorly edited descriptions of presented characters, made by connecting different stories and references together in a jumbled, nonsensical mess. May cause brain pain, nausea and a strong sense of disappointment. Venture in at your own peril.]
https://pastebin.com/HFTJqwnd

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Evilpopcorn: @SilentOrbweaver: How high were you when you wrote this? (Although... this is gold)
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SilentOrbweaver: @Evilpopcorn: This was written under zero influence from any mind-altering substances.

Yes, I know. I also get scared from time to time, thinking about what would happen if I actually take some.

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MrCoopy: Colonel Sassacre lookin ass, Krazy Dad

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CandyDragon: Who's up for making this update always?!?!?
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SilentOrbweaver: @CandyDragon: [Chirping of crickets]

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Toryu-Mau: ... ( Resisting urge to suggest retrieving arms from the basket. ) >):^X
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Bettervvizer: @SilentOrbweaver It appears to be gone.