DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
If sidebar menus offend you, destroy them by clicking their header.

Image

main image

Describe This Image As Dramatically As Possible


- Reply
Bob: Knowing the homestuck fandom, I'm not surprised that it was a disaster.

- Reply
GoodIdeasAreOverrated: BUT THEN INCREDIBLY CONFUSING AND WEIRD TIME SHIT HAPPENS AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE'S APPARENTLY A NEW TIMELINE WHERE KATIA DOESN'T GET OFFENDED BY CAT JOKES AND THE DATE IS A SUCCESS. INSPIRED BY SOCIAL INTERACTION, KATIA THEN CONTINUES HER LIFE PEACEFULLY, THAT IS, BEFORE EVEN MORE WEIRD TIME SHIT HAPPENS AND NOW SHE SOMEHOW FOUND HERSELF IN THE PLANES OF OBLIVION AND MUST NOW CLOSE THE GATE IN ORDER TO RESTORE PEACE TO THE TOWN OF ANVIL. SHE ALMOST SUCCEEDS BEFORE BEING INTERCEPTED BY EBIL KAZERAD, STEALING HER MAGICAL MAGE ROBES AND ESCAPES VIA THE SIGIL STONE, STRANDING KATIA IN THE COLLAPSING PLANES OF OBLIVION. BUT NOT BEFORE AGGY SWOOPS IN WITH HIS REALLY WEIRD CONVOLUTED AND CONFUSING WITCH HUNTER CIRCLE THINGIES TO REMOVE THE TIME PART ON KATIA, THIS EXPENDS ALL HIS MAGICKA THUS KILLING HIM, WHILE KATIA IS FROZEN IN TIME, SAFE BUT STUCK UNTIL THE SITUATION IS RESOLVED. MEANWHILE, EBIL KAZERAD SEEKS OUT EBIL QW IN A WEIRD TIMELINE WHERE SHE ALSO HAS WEIRD WITCH HUNTING POWERS, ASKING HER HELP TO END KATIA FOR GOOD. BUT ASOTIL WAS THERE AND OVERHEARD THEIR PLAN. WAITING AT THE LAST MOMENT WHEN THEY JUMP SPACE AND TIME, HE SWOOPS IN TO CATCH A RIDE, ARRIVING AT THE COLLAPSING PLANE OF OBLIVION. CAUGHT SURPRISED, THEY FOUGHT TO THE DEATH, ENDING UP WITH ASOTIL'S DEATH, AND QW WITH A FATAL WOUND, CRIPPLING HER OF HER WITCH HUNTING ABILITIES. UNABLE TO UN-FREEZE KATIA AND ESCAPE THE PLANE, ALL THREE OF THEM ARE STUCK IN THE PLANES OF OBLIVION, WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IDK. BUT THEN ON ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, DMIRTRI IS ALIVE SO THAT'S COOL. BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT BEFORE AGGY DIED, HE USED THE LAST OF HIS POWERS TO SEND AN ASTRAL PROJECTION TO DMITRI, TELLING HIM OF KATIA'S TROUBLING PREDICAMENT. WITH HIS SUPERIOR CONJURATION SKILLS, HE WAS ABLE TO SUMMON KATIA FROM THE PLANES OF OBLIVION, BACK TO THE LAND OF TAMRIEL. WITH THE HELP OF THAT TIMELINE'S AGGY, THEY WERE ABLE TO UNFREEZE KATIA. BUT KATIA ISN'T SO FOND OF THIS NEW, STRANGE, DIFFERENT AND UNFAMILIAR LAND, SIMILAR, BUT NOT QUITE THE SAME.

[S]Katia: Adapt

TO BE CONTINUED...