Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...
Adroma: Hello Booru, it's me, the procrastinating Adroma. I decided to finish this while waiting for ESO's Shadow of the Hist update, which took an hour. Anyway, if you're not angry with me for missing my deadline, leave a suggestion for the next Velma. EX: Adroma: Quit procrastinating.
FonkDerok: Velma: since he seems so nice, ask him if his sword is for sale. after all, I'm sure the mail recipients wouldn't hind if you traded their junk mail for a handy weapon. And it'd be an easy excuse to talk to this handsome green hunk of a man
Stankloid: >Realize you are but a figment of a dream of a sleeping godhead
>Achieve CHIM and ascend to godhood like Talos long ago
>Make it so the letters were already delivered yesterday
>Get worship of you banned by the Imperials
Drowsy-fox: Velma: ask for his name then look through your mail to see if there is anything fore him. You never know we're you might run into someone your delivering to.
THE-RAGING-OVERLORD: VELMA: TELL HIM,"LOOK, A MAGIC CARPET WITH A LOT OF GOLD!" AND THEN STAB HIM ON THE BACK WITH HE'S SWORD AND MAKE CLOTHES WITH IT'S GUTS AND SKIN...... (ಠ益ಠ)
Enheldor: Velma: Sithis won't mind as long as you yell "FOR SITHIS!" as loud as you can. This has a beneficial side effect of giving you immunity from guards.
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>Achieve CHIM and ascend to godhood like Talos long ago
>Make it so the letters were already delivered yesterday
>Get worship of you banned by the Imperials
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No stabbing. Just peace.
UNTIL THE GREEN MAN STABS YOU!
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