cultureulterior wrote:
Dmitri> Send her a scroll of cure minor wounds, to heal her broken heart


Abominor wrote:
why not include a scroll of summon skeleton as well?

Ah! Both very good ideas.

Any aspiring spellcaster can benefit from a few good scrolls. These ones were just collecting dust anyway, since you know both spells by heart.

Still, weak scrolls are not a very substantial goodwill offering on their own. You should probably send her something else as well.


masonthekiller wrote:
Also, send her a human heart. Hallow it out and fill it with candy. Bitches love hearts and candy.

Language, sir!

Nevertheless, you have heard that women appreciate hearts filled with chocolates…

Then again, you don’t actually have any human hearts available. Most people don’t know this, but intact human hearts are notoriously difficult to extract. It’s nothing at all like these dremora hearts, which you can just sort of pop out with a spoon.

Giving her a dremora heart might send the wrong message. You’re not entirely sure what message it would send, but it would probably be the wrong one.


IronSaber48649 wrote:
Dmitri: Send her some gold and that mortar and pestle. Alchemy is also very useful to all wizards.

Thoughtful, but sadly not an option.

This is the only mortar you have, and you use it on a regular basis. These days it’s not like a necromancer can just swing by the Mages Guild to get new alchemy equipment.


somebodystrange wrote:
Dimitri: send her one of your cats, girls love cats right? And since she’s a cat she should like it even more shouldn’t she?

What? No! You refuse!

While you don’t doubt the khajiit’s responsibility as a pet owner, you are planning to ask Baeralorn to deliver this letter for you. You’ve seen how that elf treats his pet rats, and you expect he would act no differently toward one of your kittens. He probably doesn’t even know what cats eat.


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46 Responses to “Dmitri: Contemplate offering”

  1. It’s fish flavoured! Because..you know..they’re like fish eaters.

  2. Well, Dremora heart DOES recover health, right…?

  3. Dimitri my man, be a gentleman and take her out for a nice and friendly dinner.

  4. Cats shouldn’t eat organ meat too often.

  5. Cats: Be eating imp gall

  6. Consider offering to meet her somewhere for either a real first date or an in person apology.

  7. Oh my Tribunal he’s feeding them dremora heart! So cute! :D

  8. How about a shiny Welkynd Stone? Would be a thoughtful gift for any mage in your life. Atronach especially.

  9. Huh. He doesn’t look as good in those close ups (the character, not the art). He should really get some more rest.

  10. sounds like you still hold a flame for this Khajiit. maybe you do have a cat thing.

  11. I still think he looks like a redguard.

    Maybe he’s just a gray breton?

  12. I Think gold (money) is all she really need right?

    Anyway, this is the best (and strangest) story I’ve ever see. I love it!

  13. Awwww, Dmitri is the cutest necromancer ever.

  14. Okay, the human heart / dremora heart joke made me laugh. Now that’s a game reference I can get behind!

    “Sort of pop out with a spoon” indeed.

  15. The gray kitten in that first panel! <3 <3

  16. pick up two copies of the same scroll. pick up a kitten. equip the scroll twice. drop the kitten.
    also best charecter every

  17. Send her a vial of your very potent magically rejuvenating sputum.

    In a gesture of good will, follow her closely from the shadows to make sure she doesn’t get into any more trouble. discretely. without her ever finding out.

    Find her. Keep her safe. Follow her. For her safety. Don’t let her out of your sight. Watch her sleep in case she stops breathing, so you can resuscitate her… or convert her while she’s fresh anyway.

    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.
    Follow her.

  18. All of the good will and scrolls in Cyrodiil couldn’t make up for your running off on her. The most responsible thing you could do is deliver the gifts to her in person. Then she would know you cared past confections.

  19. Possibly one of the more interesting necromancer’s I’ve seen.

  20. Send her some bonemeal. Every aspiring wizard could do with bonemeal, and you no doubt have a large surplus just lying around.

  21. EEEEEEEE!!!!! Last panel–so cute!

  22. Do cats eat Dædra heart?

  23. Dimitri: Exposit on this Baeralorn fellow. More specifically, exposit on how you hate him.

    Once again, only posting a suggestion here for kicks and giggles. If I could get my forum account to work, I’d put it in the suggestion thread, but, well…

  24. Dmitri: Send her the Welkyn Stone to symbolize she lights up your life. Also realize you miss her. Begin to worry you might have feelings for her and don’t know her very well. Consider adding a P.S. to the letter that you would like to meet again sometime.

  25. Dmitri: Check inventory of that little chest you’ve got in your tomb there.

  26. OH MY GOSH SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Sorry, I was wrong. Heart meat is not normally considered organ meat. The same way tongue isn’t a organ, it’s just a muscle. hxxp://www.aplaceforpaws.com/blog/2010/08/what-exactly-constitutes-organ-meat

  28. Dmitri: remember cats names and personalities

  29. Wait, aren’t those kittens too young for Deadra Heart? I mean, it’s okay if you soften it for those older than 4 weeks, but…

    …Fuck. Paternal instincts.

  30. “Giving her a dremora heart might send the wrong message. You’re not entirely sure what message it would send, but it would probably be the wrong one.“

    Made me chuckle. :D He may be a bit socially awkward, but at least he has *some* awareness. :)

  31. Well I certainly like the path this is taking, with him having such a nice side.

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