> Paint some pants and turn that bra into a shirt
Hey, thanks! But you don’t really have enough paint left to do anything more, and really don’t want to invite “catsuit” jokes.
Doable, except the strapless part.
You hear a door opening downstairs.
Someone is coming in. You figure worst case scenario, in your drunken state you inadvertently sought employment as a prostitute. Maybe this is the brothel proprietor returning?-
-Whoops, or not. This woman has some very valid questions about what you’re doing in her house.