Apr 192011

NitroGlyde wrote:
Okay look, you messed up bad, there’s no denying that. But back in those ruins you did some pretty impressive stuff and you shouldn’t forget that either.

And none of it mattered, did it NitroGlyde? Every time you almost did something good, it went sour. Every time you got close, it got further. Maybe you were never close to begin with. Maybe you were just too dumb to realize how hopeless you were from the very moment you set foot here.

You’re not a hero. You’re not a productive citizen. You’re not even a real human being.

Maybe you just finally have to accept that your “best” is worse than everyone else’s “average”. Then you could at least stop thinking you have a chance, and stop making other people believe in you. In the end, nothing hurts more than being wrong.

GeneralMister wrote:
Give Katia at least SOME good luck…

You caught this bottle before it spilled all the way.

  • Cantv

    Lisa says:
    July 25, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Oh come ON

  • Zayle79


  • Faren


    • Worm Anchorite

      Are you kidding me? That’s Shadowbanish Wine, some of the best stuff you can get in Cyrodiil! It could have been much worse; it could have been an cheap bottle of Surilie Brothers’.

  • Anonymous


  • Ch’marr

    +1 GLaDOS reference 🙂

    • NoriMori

      What GLaDOS reference? Are you referring to the “You’re not a hero” line? Because that’s not necessarily a GLaDOS reference…GLaDOS didn’t invent saying “You’re not X. You’re not Y. You’re not even Z.” But now that you’ve mentioned it I can’t help but read that in GLaDOS’s voice! Dammit! 😛

  • Henrik

    OH COME ON i´m crying a little inside now.

  • Heru

    Holy sweet Jesus, dude. Meaning as little offense as possible, I seriously wonder if you’re malicious in storytelling or truly, deeply disturbed and troubled personally. You’re killin’ me, bro, you’re killin’ me.

  • patrick

    GeneralMister: you might ask that, but you were a major dick back in the ruins. you didn’t help the situation!

  • MisterCynic

    Does this get better, or should I just cut my losses while my heart is still intact?

    • Actua

      You’ve read this far and your heart is still intact? I mean this is the rip off pieces point, but there’s got to be a few holes already.

    • Ransom

      This is a way late response but *Spoiler*

      We’re just about at the low point (so far). It gets better from here on out.

  • Cicero

    Wow, the narrative is a sadistic fucking tyrant…

    • Jacul

      Oh ho, ha ha ha, he he! Isn’t it wonderful‽

  • o0o

    Got to this page and had to take a break to listen to the Drive soundtrack on repeat for 5 hours.

  • Erik

    I don’t know whether to feel sorry for her, or feel happy because i can relate to all this..

  • Thane

    OK WTF MAN what is wrong with he person who wrote this, first he/she says that their is hope, now he/she says TO GIVE UP!!!!?????? THE FUCK WAIT THE ACTUAL FUCK

  • MentallyUnstable


    My fellow asshole Kazerad, when do I pick up my club jacket.

    Poor non-slutty Katia.


  • MentallyUnstable

    To Katia,

    I have a speech I want you to hear sweet khajiit. Yes it was given by a fictional character, but its words help me get through each day. And maybe, just maybe, they can help you.

    …”The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!”… -Rocky Balboa

    So little khajiit. I challenge you. Get up, and use those strong beautiful legs of yours, and get a move on. Life hasnt won yet.

    …do you plan to let it?

  • dtlux14

    That’s just sad 🙁 I guess it can drown her sadness, but still sad…