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Toryu-Mau: ( Arrows-Plural Location-Knees )
The humor has been doubled!!

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Toryu-Mau: Oh no. Not again. ( Has flashbacks of Tails with minds of their own )

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Toryu-Mau: Whoa, Nelly. This is HUGE.

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Toryu-Mau: Smooth, Draggy. Real Smooth.
I can't believe it's not butter.

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Toryu-Mau: Owie, he's gonna feel that for the rest of the year.

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Toryu-Mau: Le Gasp! CULTIST!!!

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Toryu-Mau: Alright, who gave Vaelmina paint set again?

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Toryu-Mau: Oops, Critical Fail.
And DM is not feeling generous this session.
Rest in pieces, Snek OC.

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Toryu-Mau: The other kind of BOOP!

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Toryu-Mau: The Evolution of Sad Kat.

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Toryu-Mau: Flawless logic, this is where Hope goes to die.

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Toryu-Mau: Truly, these are dark times.
But then again, it always is.

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Toryu-Mau: Yup, this is update alright. I approve.

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Toryu-Mau: Needs Moar Salt.

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Toryu-Mau: Whoa... It's the Cosmic Disco.

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Toryu-Mau: Told you they are the size of dogs~!

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Toryu-Mau: Huh, this works better then I imagined!

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Toryu-Mau: Standards are a fickle thing.

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Toryu-Mau: And that, is how you irony.

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Toryu-Mau: ...Point taken.

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Toryu-Mau: So that's what's hidden behind the hidden closet behind broom closet beneath fanfic stash, eh?

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Toryu-Mau: U done goofed, now she make gin rummy pudding at 3am.

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Toryu-Mau: One would figure dead things would be easier to draw since they are stiff, but once they are no longer fresh, the exact opposite happens.

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Toryu-Mau: @realbboy: Brilliant! Surely it would please our lordship to present chocolate delectables in likeness to our titular protagonist.

... We see you eyeing the world ending lever Katia, No. Bad. Eat pudding instead.

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Toryu-Mau: Not sure if inappropriate, then realize it is only so if you let it be.

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Toryu-Mau: The irony of a cat named Fudgewaffle being unable to eat neither fudge nor waffle.
But then again if it's a thing Hoomans eat, ya shouldn't feed it to pets. Just to be safe.
...That says a lot about the kind of crud us humans put in our body.

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Toryu-Mau: Too violent, pls tag. -w-

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Toryu-Mau: Mmmm... . omo

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Toryu-Mau: ( Stares intently, then shifts into a side glance. )

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Toryu-Mau: Oi' Porcupine Dodger, ya missed the most important time O the day.
( Pours her an arsenic infused Mead )

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Toryu-Mau: Witch hunter's Solution: Make him do a hand stand.

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Toryu-Mau: Or you could be a rogue and dodge that tax like a ballerina on Scooma.

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Toryu-Mau: @Asperger_kitten_1337: Well, Sociopathy is a profitable life skill if you pair it with glamour.
The down side being sociopaths are practically dead husk of a scarred mind parading around as a living person with a facade of nonexistent care.

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Toryu-Mau: Silly Lyra, hideous paw hands are for Sad Kats.

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Toryu-Mau: Ey'Oh~ shoulda seen that coming, eh?

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Toryu-Mau: @Rick2tails: That look her eyes... is AJ contemplating if there's enough space left under the floor board for certain soon to be missing kitten?

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Toryu-Mau: @Rick2tails: Then the Imperials came, and salted all her Slaughterfish fillets.

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Toryu-Mau: Welp, there goes the tip.

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Toryu-Mau: Classic, brings back the fond memories of earlier days.
Makes me wish they could cameo in a side story.

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Toryu-Mau: I was oblivious to the vile origin of the source material at first,
saying "Is that grilled eggplant and zucchini on butter lattice? Gimme some too!"
Then the commentators elaborated to me what is happening behind the 4'th Wall, and I lost the content of my stomach.

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Toryu-Mau: ...I feel as though I am falling behind recent times, seeing as to some of the reference is flying over my puny head.
Am I falling behind on interwebs quota for the month? How could that be?

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Toryu-Mau: That dead eyed stare is understandable for having to live through the prequel timeline multiple times, and realize no matter what she does the whole universe conspires to make everything she does end as failure in the most comically tragic manner conceivable by causality itself.

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Toryu-Mau: Those kitty cat eyes are telling me to pawn my soul off to buy her silver vines and I cannot deny.

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Toryu-Mau: It's a fair deal as far as I'm concerned.
As long as she doesn't ask for invaluntary blood donation.

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Toryu-Mau: Cat Fight, The way it was meant to be.
( Ma'Ique Tyson turns in his grave. )

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Toryu-Mau: @MetalC0Mmander: Which bags the question, just how much rum does it take to bring an Argonian under the table?

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Toryu-Mau: @realbboy: DOooo Iiiit !!!!!

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Toryu-Mau: Suspense! Action! Drama! It's got it all!
10/10 Will Pocket Again.

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Toryu-Mau: Bravo, mademoiselle.
The realism is stellar on this stage.

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Toryu-Mau: This is definitely the quality content I came here for.
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