DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...

Dramatic Descriptions


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Toryu-Mau: Not sure what to make of this.
That's probably for the best.

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Toryu-Mau: Yup, we've been standing on this street for a year now. Figuratively.

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Toryu-Mau: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: I am cowering in the corner, hoping this does not instigate another "Questionable Inquisition".

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Toryu-Mau: Oh, ho. This salon's packing heat!

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Toryu-Mau: I like the embossed look the shading gives.

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Toryu-Mau: Certainly has all the vice and drama for a GTA title.

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Toryu-Mau: AAAaaahhh!!! ( *Tears out hear Angrily* )

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Toryu-Mau: @davben: Don't let Geravind catch you with a tail based remark, M8.
Last time that happened we had an outbreak of sentient tails growing out of control everywhere and the whole community descended into madness.
It was spectacularly hilarious in an absurd way.

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Toryu-Mau: Yup, it's the stuff of nightmares alright.

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Toryu-Mau: @Armored-Struggle-Wagon: Huh, it kind of looks like somebody took a STEN and tried to turn the assembly sideways and fit it with a Kalashnikov magazine feed.
Looks like it's got more production value then STEN, though I doubt it's anymore reliable.
But then again, utility at cheaper cost is usually the draw for these types of firearm, so a little sacrifice in reliability is to be expected I guess.

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Toryu-Mau: Very dramatic, much approved.
( Is it silly of me to think this spell would be useful for cutting down on heating bill during winter? )

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Toryu-Mau: Sword Dog has the perfect poker face.
It's impossible to read that face as anything other then "All in, all the time".

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Toryu-Mau: @Streetwind: I'd say it would be the equivalent of disabled people holding their own Olympics... oh, wait. They Do. It's fair that way.
Since Khajiits have such an advantage over others in regards to agility and dexterity, it would not be fair to have them partake in the same league as athletes of other race.
An entirely separate league seems like the sensible and fair thing to do, and people who call that racist doesn't know what the word "Fair" means.

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Toryu-Mau: Hmmm... How does one get cavity on fangs?
Most perplexing... .
Ah ha! I got it! It's the chocolate cake!
Those wood elves know what they are talking about when they say grains are bad juju.

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Toryu-Mau: Let me guess.
She chugged a whole pint of three century old Dwemery gutrot.
Hell won't know what hit'em.

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Toryu-Mau: Wait, is that a copy of "Daedravia : Xivilies - Literally On Fire"?
That stuff is too hardcore for mortals!

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Toryu-Mau: Oh Noes, Kaz is fanning the flames!

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Toryu-Mau: Kinda early for Christmas, but Yes.

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Toryu-Mau: Neither do I.

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Toryu-Mau: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Well... since I couldn't figure out the logistics of mailing hugs, I took the option of sending an animal that gives hug. A Bear. I shoved in into an oblivion gate, hoping it would find a way to get there.
... In hind sight, this was most likely a mistake. Good bye, Mr.Smokey.

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Toryu-Mau: Wait, Co-Op drawing?
I sense a great disturbance in all things that makes sense.
Praise Mad God! Chaos will free us from the mundane drivel and nothing we draw will ever make sense again!
... Until we go back to drawing solo that is.
Hey, a little drama is fun. (At the expense of your intelligence.)

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Toryu-Mau: The street burrito was a mistake.

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Toryu-Mau: "When the royalty comes up to you all casually."

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Toryu-Mau: Hmmm... I don't think mine needs anymore tenderizing, thanks. (Shuffles away quietly)

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Toryu-Mau: High-heels are so difficult to master.
It's like, miniature stilts!
Fun fact ~ High-heels were originally invented by cavaliers to make sure their feet would stay locked on the feet rest of the saddle while they ride on horse back and was not meant to be walked in, and it was generally a men's wear. At some point down the history, some noble lady started wearing it under her dress so she could look down on the commoners from a higher vantage point, and in modern terms "It went Viral" and by the end of that decade pretty much every noble lady in the area were doing it, often leading to hilarious and sometimes fatal accidents involving the heels. Humans are so weird... .

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Toryu-Mau: Radical, Brah.

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Toryu-Mau: I'm so confused. Is that normal? Probably.

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Toryu-Mau: Time.
Artist's worst enemy.
But when one finally finds time, inspiration got bored and left us already.
Woe is me, woe is us.

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Toryu-Mau: Shrew-shrew, Mofo~!

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Toryu-Mau: Ah, yes. This is one fine japery here.

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Toryu-Mau: - Don't do Hist, kids. -
That stuff does voodoos to ya.

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Toryu-Mau: "These brownies were baked with magic. Space magic."

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Toryu-Mau: .'*Y.O.L.O*'.

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Toryu-Mau: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Let me make an educated guess at what is in the box.
There is a hypothetical Mice that is neither alive nor dead in that box. 0-0-

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Toryu-Mau: So lucky! I'm so jelly right now. :[

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Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: .... ... .. . Hm?
Oh, how long did I trance out this time?
That dot is just... so enticing. . @^ @

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Toryu-Mau: @Mezhik: Oooh, So Elite.
Now, Prepare to Cry.

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Toryu-Mau: AAAaaahhh!!! The Pun! It went through the Roof!

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Toryu-Mau: Now you see it, Now you don't.
It's the tricky Septim.

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Toryu-Mau: *Needs Moar Butter*
*Also Needs Moar Mhonnie*

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Toryu-Mau: This brings out this burning question in me again, just how does one become a "Guardian Spirit"?
Is it exclusively superior dark elf only phenomenon?

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Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: "Sober Stream" sounds like a great name for a roller park, remember those links where friends would ride roller skates and drink fountain sodas? It's a pity that's all gone now, since everyone turned into "Cellphone Zombies" and can no longer appreciate wholesome fun like that anymore.

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Toryu-Mau: @Bakannon: Because every time someone attempts to draw Dmitri, they are suddenly overcome with "The Feels" and PTSD.
It's a heavy subject to bring up.

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Toryu-Mau: @gm01epic: Such happy little accidents Must be remembered fondly.

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Toryu-Mau: @Adroma: THE-RAGING-OVERLORD has spontaneously combusted with his own brand of memes recently. Gr8 Stuff!

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Toryu-Mau: Evert thine eyes! Our pitiful attempts at worship has brought about the scrutinizing glances of our deity! X(

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Toryu-Mau: There's no such thing as "Too Swol"!
*STRONG IS BEAUTIFUL*!!!!

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Toryu-Mau: It's got a mind of it's own!!! O M O - - - = = = # # #

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Toryu-Mau: Cathound tatoo, soon to hit your local taters.

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Toryu-Mau: It's practically summer where I'm at, but I made a pumpkin pie anyway. Take that, mother nature! Am I rebellious enough now?!
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