DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Molag Bal doesn't like rule thirty four images.

Dramatic Descriptions


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Toryu-Mau: Pan-Racial-Threesome gone wrong.
Very, very wrong.

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Toryu-Mau: *Diabetus intensifies*
HALP!!!
(Foams around the mouth)

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Toryu-Mau: My sentiment, Exactly... JK. ;P

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Toryu-Mau: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Yup, gotta get that liquid courage flowing to get him out of the vest.
... Don't take that out of context.
*Edit: Do take it out of context for LoLz?

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Toryu-Mau: GG, M8. GG

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Toryu-Mau: @Armored-Struggle-Wagon: NOooo~ My Tax Coins!!!

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Toryu-Mau: ! *Think Fast* ! *Activate Gaydar* ! 0 w 0

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Toryu-Mau: @DavidTheZettaNerd: *Claps* Impressive... .

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Toryu-Mau: Oooh, She Mad Bro.
This is why one must take care not to step on a Khajiit's tail.

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Toryu-Mau: ... Is it Racist?

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Toryu-Mau: On that day, Khajiit discovered...
Fire + People = No Good.

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Toryu-Mau: Cheers, M8. This feels like the start of something great.

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Toryu-Mau: Wait for it, wait for it... There she goes!

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Toryu-Mau: Safe to say, zee experiment was a success!

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Toryu-Mau: With tutor like this, you too could be an Imperial Mage.
Just don't learn Shock rune from this one, no amount of insurance will cover that one.

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Toryu-Mau: Iz Bootiful... .

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Toryu-Mau: Knowing her luck, Smoky the bear is gonna barrel through those trees and point his paw in an accusatory demeanor.

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Toryu-Mau: Is this that new recruitment campaign the Imperials have been brewing up recently?
I heard the previous one with Asotil in sweat pants worked great!

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Toryu-Mau: There, it is Done. The princess strikes fear into mortals yet again.

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Toryu-Mau: @Enheldor: And than you proceed to guard a box for many centurys without any insurance benfits, clearly the worst security contract ever.

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Toryu-Mau: ExCeLeNt!!! Moist impressive }: ]

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Toryu-Mau: Cid, is that you?
( Obscure reference is Obscure. )

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Toryu-Mau: Tail unfurling is a nice touch.

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Toryu-Mau: Yeah, strut those legs!

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Toryu-Mau: The question is, What will Katia conjure with all this... Powah?

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Toryu-Mau: *Claps* Dedication, that's how.

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Toryu-Mau: Your existence it self is a distraction, jo Khajiit. Perhaps monk hood isn't for ye. โ—‹_-

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Toryu-Mau: Not Enough Beard I Say ! ! !
Wait, I'm in the AOE ! Hrk...
where's that insulin injector... Aargh... .
* Crumples into a quivering heap *

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Toryu-Mau: ... Is that Captain Gaius?
How scandalous, to be seen in a zakoozy with a Cultist! Blame the Nord Ale!

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Toryu-Mau: I'm surprised how well it conveys what it is meant to. I suppose that's the Magick of MS Paint.

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Toryu-Mau: I believe you have created a new Meme.
The face melting variety... .

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Toryu-Mau: "What could possibly go wrong?" *Gulp* : [

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Toryu-Mau: She has seen War...
Her face says it all.

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Toryu-Mau: It's the most~ Treacherous time~ Of the year~~

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Toryu-Mau: I sense genuine fury and disbelief from both of them. What sinister crime has your hind quarter commited to, fair maiden?

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Toryu-Mau: Now you too, can "Preemptively Self Defend".

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Toryu-Mau: PB & B : The Bread that Thirsts. }: ]

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Toryu-Mau: Now that you are royalty, what will you do?
The obvious answer - *Eat Cake* All of it. '°w°'

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Toryu-Mau: Yup, Cider makin lewd stuff again.
Then a wild tronn snatches it up in his pinchers and drops it our way.
It's like the cycle of life.

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Toryu-Mau: Details. Details Everywhere. ( Makes a sweeping jesture across the horizon ) YES :]

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Toryu-Mau: Please tell me this can be mounted to a three stage rocket and be sent to orbit for ¡SCIENCE!

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Toryu-Mau: Ahhhh they're Everywhere. โ—‹โ–กโ—‹

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Toryu-Mau: Hehe, Ye Olde Bucket trick.
Awkward bumps are +

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Toryu-Mau: So Much Pain... .

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Toryu-Mau: Now, turn up some Euro beats to go with this~!

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Toryu-Mau: Defo Creative, Brah.

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Toryu-Mau: LoL, Platonic Attach. XD
So much nostalgia rolled into a ball here.

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Toryu-Mau: This is what happens when you let Katia be the Server player. Stuff Happens.

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Toryu-Mau: Oh,No. °~°
The Beast has been unleashed!

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Toryu-Mau: Rip and Tear! }:]
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