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dwarven_corvette

Broom broom. Get in, we're going for a drive!
Apparently the Dwemer had cars? It's news to me, but if Aggy said so, it must be true.
They probably had all sorts of models besides corvettes.


“And then the warrior-poet-god Vivec stepped on the little scrib as he rushed off the island to stop an invading barbarian force from Cyrodiil. When he got there, he killed all the invaders, blew up their fortress, and burst from the flames driving a dwarven corvette he found inside. He made water solid, did powerslides all the way back to Vvardenfell, and jumped out of the car just as it went flying into a volcano. The end. See?”