Any wizard worth their salt will tell you that the difference between a good enchanted item and a great enchanted item is poetic irony. Why would you want a regular old bauble that grants immortality when you could instead have a painting that stores all your age, releasing it upon you in an instant if damaged? Do you want a bracelet that quietly vibrates when danger is near, or do you want a sword that responds to danger by lighting up like a beacon, letting the danger know you’re there as well?

If you are one of the many who appreciate a proper enchanted item, then the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow is for you. Unlike its in-comic counterpart, the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow does not actually turn you invisible and/or blind you. However, it has many other similarities, such as:

  • It’s expensive.
  • It’s gaudy.
  • It’s made in a distant magical land I’ve never been to.
  • Its thick, comfortable, 60/40 cotton/poly fabric will keep you warm and cozy on the snowiest of nights.
  • It doesn’t actually say “Gray Tomorrow” anywhere on it, so you can call it whatever you want.

Featuring a comic-accurate custom hood, a jeweled zipper, and a simple zig-zagged stripe print, the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow is a tasteful, modern take on Katia’s priciest possession, including herself. Preorder yours today, and get it in time for winter!

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