May 292011

Fakeimposter wrote:
Katia, I would not grab Quill-weaves drink if I were you. It probably has backwash in it. Or slimy lizard saliva.

StoneWera wrote:
Doing good so far, Katia. Although taking someone’s glass at dinner is incredibly rude and not to mention unsanitary

chimericWilder wrote:
Now Katia, let me tell you; drinking from somebody else’s glass is about the rudest thing that would ever come to pass at a formal dinner. Trust me on this one, you dont want to do that.

Okay okay okay, consider it noted. But really, you can’t think of any reason you’d want to steal her water in the first place. You give yourself some Disaster Avoided points regardless.

You haven’t actually been keeping track of these since you left. One hundred thirty-something seems like an alright conservative estimate.

silence wrote:
Q-W looks like she’s in a bit of trouble… she’s helped you out quite a bit, why don’t you help her out by changing the subject. Ask about the main course.

You go ahead and change the subject for Quill-Weave. It looks like the main course is being delivered, so you ask what it is. You don’t recognize the smell.

The servant explains that since this is a port town, it’s easy for chefs to learn new recipes from afar. Tonight’s meal is an old favorite of the Countess: thin-cut flank steak with a paprika, red onion, and brown sugar marinade, served with blackened shrimp and a side of jalapeño rice.

You don’t know what half those things mean, but it looks completely delicious.

  • Riku8745

    Anyone else’s mouth watering at that food?

    • Faren

      y-yeah… *drool hungrily* I think I’ll make a note of it and cook it later when I have the time.

      • creeperbro

        second dat

    • dtlux14

      Not until you mentioned that.

  • matty406

    Okay now the servant’s looking kind of pissed.

    • TechUnadept

      she always looks like that…

  • Thornclaw

    I am sooo hungry. _ _

  • Korri

    “Katia, I would not grab Quill-weaves drink if I were you. It probably has backwash in it. Or slimy lizard saliva.”
    I know your trying to save Katia’s life here but that seems a little offensive to me,dont know why.
    Oh and lizard saliva isn’t slimy. I should know.

    • Jacob English


  • Zorpike

    Oh no. Marinade. Then again, it’s brown sugar. Also, I thought Argonians needed poisons in their food to prepare it correctly? At least that’s Matt’s story. Matt’s right around the corner isn’t he?

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    Kaze, you are the best.

  • ZodiacShadow

    Wait, flank of WHAT?

  • Uknown

    Typo “thin-cut flank steak with a paprika” i dont think a should be there

    • Powmonkey

      It’s describing the marinade, so it’s fine.

  • BootsWithTheFuhrer

    Exactly 134 points, heh.

  • dtlux14

    I like this.

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